You know its Monday and I am not in the office. I am sitting here at the police station seeing my folks. I think I should write a book. I'm going to title it "This n That" because I can see me talking about everything from being crazy, to being fat, to my job, to sex, the mis-adventures of my life and the dumb shit that people do that get on my nerves. Above all it's gotta be funny. I don't do downers dammit. It will have cursing and names will be changed to protect the guilty and maybe the innocent. So some chapters could be:
I Papers to Prove I'm Crazy, What's Your Excuse
What the Fuck?!
Good Friends help You Hide the Bodies
Why Fat Girls Are Good at Sex and Blow Jobs
I Work For the State- Need I Say More?
When in Doubt, Eat Chocolate
Parents Make Their Kids Crazy
No Really, I Don't Like People
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